Prologue: What's in your head, Zombie?

What am I doing here?

Am I going to follow through with this?

Is anyone even going to read this?

My focus is question 2. I've been a lot of things in my life and focused is not exactly one of them. So...when my fingers kept typing netflix.com instead of celtx.com into my web browser, I found a solution. If I'm going back into a TV hell hole, I'm going to write a blog.

And because I'm efficient (how many birds can I kill with a boulder?), I'm also learning how to cook pescatarian.

Since I started watching iZombie I have debated whether the brains look more like gelatin, those trolli gummi hamburgers (what are those?), or....crab. To be more specific---imitation crab. The kind I am eating exclusively since I watched Okja. I love animals, but fish can die. I don't have any moral aptitude in saying that, but tofu is weird and veggie proteins are expensive. I like convictions, moral convictions, taking a stand---but what I like more is fluidity. Not having to conform to any ideals---even my own. I was "vegetarian" for a long time, but I kept saying 'just cause I'm vegetarian doesn't mean I can't eat meat, stop telling me what to do!'. So now I'm a pescatarian who is above all, trying not to be an asshole. Well....trying to write.

Read it or don't.

Follow along with me as I learn to cook, geek out over my favorite TV show and maybe share my life with you.